Tinder Boyz

The story of two guys looking for love on the internet and failing.

gabrielaliacolon asked: You guys are hilarious btw!! I'm literally at home in my room by myself laughing hysterically at your posts. lol

Damn gurl, I’m at home by myself lifting weights in front of the mirror and crying

Anonymous asked: post a selfie of you two?

Anonymous asked: You must be babes for all these girls to reply to you and I'm dying to know what you two look like.

Damn gurl, I guess, if you’re from Eastern Europe and “babe” is a colloquialism for “compulsive gambler with bags under his eyes aggressively trying to convince the night manager of a Burger King in Tulsa to let him order from the drive-thru window without a car.”

holyg0d asked: I would make a tinder for the purpose of having a conversation with you

Damn gurl putcha money where cha mouf is